1. terezi-owns2:

    THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

    (Source: terezisprite2, via fake-mermaid)

     
  2. agentrodgers:

    fandoms-will-be-the-death-of-me:

    agentrodgers:

    Just got back from the gym

    ARE YOU THE BLACK WIDOW?

    ……

    Barton, I’ve been compromised.

    (via p0pfuckingpunk)

     

  3. paracosmicmisanthropy:

    "I wanna cuddle"

    well

    I wanna go back to 92 and see pearl jam perform at pinkpop but that isn’t gonna happen either

    (via mrfadedglory)

     

  4. svvords:

    i dont trust people who can look good with messy hair

    (Source: wasiangod, via orgasm)

     

  5. superb1a:

    When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image

    (via pizza)

     

  6. theirs:

    notthebatman:

    theirs:

    a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

    sounds like a shih tzu

    I’m going to kick your ass

    (via g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s)

     
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  8. joshpeck:

    do not let anyone make you feel like shit for putting yourself first

    you are the only person that is guaranteed to be with you throughout your whole life so you might as well have a loving relationship with yourself

    (via orgasm)

     
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  10. I HOPE YOU MEET YOUR FAVORITE BAND MEMBER AND THEY LIKE YOU AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE THEM

    (Source: bottomcal, via fake-mermaid)

     
  11. meanplastic:

    I want to live in Paris Hilton’s $325000 Dog Mansion </3

    (via whoredinarygirl)

     
     
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  13. lolsofunny:

    so there was this girl in my class who showed up to class everyday with her thong sticking out and one day my teacher just walked up to her and said ‘let’s keep victoria a secret’ he got fired but it was still funny

    (Source: squidwurd, via orgasm)

     
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  15. prettymuchdone:

    “ok” and “okay” sound different in my head

    (via fake-mermaid)